NIGERIANS:THE HAPPIEST PEOPLE ON EARTH, AND YET THE MOST STUPID...!!

DISCLAIMER: This is an article that someone sent to me. I found it quite interesting and most challenging. I am hoping to write a rejoinder, but I am still not in a good frame of mind to do just that yet...however, I wish my followers on this blog could comment...

Nigerians: The Happiest People And The Most Stupid
> >
> > The festival of life (FOL) is London's equivalent of
> Holy
> > Ghost night - the monthly gathering of Christians in Nigeria,
> > irrespective of denominations, at the
> redeemed
> > Christian church camp to offer prayers and praises to
> God.
> > Although the FOL is held twice a year at the Excel
> centre in
> > East London, it is already turning into a ritual
> similar to
> > the one at home. The turnout is always massive and
> the
> > passion generated at the event is just typical of any gathering of
> > devoted Nigerian Christians.
> >
> > Politicians, clergymen from the Church of England,
> and
> > other non-governmental organizations have started to associate very
> > closely with this event. This somehow underscores the
> > socio-political significance of the gathering. The former mayor of
> > London, Ken
> Livingstone, once
> > used the occasion to campaign during an election
> period and
> > was given a tacit endorsement by the Nigerian churches
> but
> > still lost anyway. Yes, he lost, partly because the
> Nigerian
> > population in London is hardly significant to
> guarantee him
> > any success at the polls. Besides that, the British electorate are
> > not as dumb as those in Nigeria. That statement is actually my own
> > hypothesis.
> >
> > According to official statistics released in US,
> Nigerians
> > are rated amongst the most highly educated foreigners.
> It is
> > likely to be the same in the United Kingdom. But we
> are
> > easily one of the most stupid also. We might be one of
> the
> > most educated but the level of ignorance on display by
> even
> > the educated lot is so amazing that I don't think
> anything
> > can salvage the country from her destined
> self-destruction.
> > The horrible smell of our collective stupidity has
> reached
> > high heavens and I think God can no longer stand the
> stench
> > and that probably explains the type of leadership in
> every
> > sphere of our lives. I know I have a lot of
> explanations to
> > give for this generalization.
> > Wait! I don't think I need to go far before getting evidence to back
> > up my hypothesis on our collective stupidity. For example, if less
> > than one million
> rogues are
> > able to suppress the will and aspirations of over one hundred and
> > forty-nine million people, what better explanation can one give for
> > such a scenario? Well, I
> trust
> > Nigerians they will give loads of reasons. But, I
> don't
> > really care about the reasons. I am only stating a
> fact.
> >
> >
> > For a start, my intention is not to discuss why the
> few
> > stupid rogues are able to overwhelm the huge majority
> and
> > push them into a state of unbelievable docility.
> Other
> > people can talk about that. I am more concerned about
> the
> > stupid one hundred and forty-nine million who
> believed
> > that it is God's will for the majority to live in
> abject
> > poverty in the midst of plenty.
> > There was even a poll conducted not too long ago that
> gave
> > justification to our stupidity, which gave further
> credence
> > to my hypothesis. The poll claimed that we are the
> happiest
> > people on earth. Jesus Christ! There is nothing more sinister than
> > such ridicule. How could any group of
> people
> > stay happy when they are in pitch darkness for twenty
> out of
> > twenty-four hours in a day? Infant and maternal
> mortality
> > rate is continuously one of the highest in the world.
> And of
> > course life expectancy is about forty-five years for
> male.
> > This means that if you are forty five, male and
> reading this
> > article, you are one of the lucky few who are still
> alive
> > because most of your mates who could not leave the
> country
> > are already dead, and you are likely to be dead before
> the
> > end of the week either through a ghastly motor
> accident on
> > those death-traps called roads, or through ingestion
> of fake
> > drugs or one equally stupid and mad police man would
> simply
> > blow your brains out
> > and nothing will happen. Anyway, never mind; just
> be
> > happy, you are just another stupid Nigerian.
> >
> >
> > As I mentioned briefly earlier, one of the most
> compelling
> > evidence of our level of stupidity can be seen in our attitude to
> > religion. It is always God's will. If Ya'Ardua suddenly drops dead
> > tomorrow, as he likely
> would
> > eventually anyway, (renal failure is a terminal
> ailment, and
> > only transplant and not his stupid faith in some
> miracle can
> > save him) and a few morons decided that Good-luck
> Jonathan
> > is not from the North and therefore cannot become the
> next
> > president, it would simply be God's will. We would
> all
> > write articles and scream on the pages of newspaper
> about
> > the unconstitutionality of the decision but nothing
> would
> > happen. We are clowns in Nigeria and the whole world
> is
> > laughing at us. We all know that clowns act stupidly
> to make
> > children laugh. So you can see that my hypothesis
> will
> > eventually take shape.
> > Therefore, I daresay that religion will remain one of
> the
> > greatest impediments to our greatness in Nigeria.
> > Alternatively, if the influence of religion is
> effectively
> > utilized it can actually be a useful tool for
> development.
> > Take a look at the North where Islam is the dominant religion. The
> > wretched religious clerics in that part
> of the
> > country can easily mobilize more than five million
> street
> > urchins to wreck havoc on all Igbo traders because an unidentified
> > person used a torn page from the Quran to
> wipe
> > his bum after defecating. Has anyone ever wondered why
> it
> > was always the Igbos? Meanwhile, they have never ever organised a
> > peaceful rally to express their
> displeasure at
> > the lack of development in the area.
> >
> >
> > The North is probably only second to the Stone Age in
> terms
> > of human capital development. Even those in that age
> used
> > their brains to fabricate sophisticated tools for
> hunting
> > purposes. And then the joke of the century is when
> Forbes
> > magazine suddenly came up with the story that the
> only
> > billionaire from Nigeria is actually from that part of
> the
> > country. Well, he is not the government so what is he supposed to
> > do? I beg to differ. This guy has one of
> the
> > most potent clouts in any government in Nigeria. He
> can
> > advocate and strive to see that something is done.
> Bill
> > Gates has used billions of dollars of his money to
> fight
> > malaria. There is no malaria in America but it kills millions of
> > children in Africa every year.
> >
> >
> > Christianity is the fastest growing industry in the southern part of
> > the country. The pastors are growing
> fat
> > while the congregation are burdened by the harsh
> economic
> > conditions. All the rogues in government are elders in
> one
> > church or the other. The churches are like second
> homes to
> > looters of the treasury. They are chairmen or
> chairpersons
> > of one church building committee or the other. The
> pastors
> > are always saying special prayers for them and have
> no
> > scruples about taking their stolen money.
> >
> >
> > The churches now buy private jets for their chief
> executive
> > officers (oh sorry, pastor) and are shameless enough
> to
> > claim that it is for evangelism. Meanwhile, half the congregation of
> > those churches live on less than
> $1,000 in a
> > year while most of the youth are jobless. Yes, the
> pastors
> > are not the ones to provide jobs; but how many times
> have
> > they criticised the government for not creating those
> jobs?
> > How many times have they told them that they cannot
> continue
> > to loot the treasuries and then come around to the
> house of
> > God to make some bogus claims of God's blessings in
> their
> > lives?
> >
> > During the last American election, religious leaders
> were
> > very vocal in their criticism of one government policy
> or
> > the other. They do not keep quiet and say it is God's will. Barack
> > Obama's pastor, Reverend Wright, was so
> vocal
> > about his criticism of America's racial divide that
> he
> > became a big threat to his election prospect. That is
> the
> > job of a pastor- saying the truth as it is, and not
> only
> > collecting tithes and junketing about in private jets
> in the
> > name of evangelism.
> >
> > Pastor Tunde Bakare is the only pastor that I respect
> in
> > Nigeria. He told Obasanjo to his face that he is evil.
> That
> > is a real man of God. I worship with RCCG but not
> impressed
> > that all manner of past and present rogue governors
> and
> > ministers tend to associate with the overseer. They
> are
> > always present at the Holy Ghost nights. They have
> probably
> > repented and God has forgiven them and they are free
> to
> > enjoy the loot till they die. A thief is a thief. I
> don't
> > care if God has forgiven them. What manner of
> forgiveness is
> > that anyway? How about the thousands that died on the
> roads
> > that he refused to tar? How about the thousands of
> kids that
> > died because there was no free Medicare?
> >
> > The Yorubas of South-West are the most pathetic. They
> are
> > quick to boast of their education and sophistication.
> > Meanwhile, Adedibu and Obasanjo were the best they
> could
> > come up with as national leaders. The former was the
> head of
> > street urchins while the latter has a reputation for sleeping with
> > his children's wives.
> >
> >
> > I am actually fed up discussing and writing articles
> about
> > our thieving leaders. They will never change anyway,
> at
> > least not through our lengthy articles or criticism.
> If you
> > believed that Ya'Ardua and his PDP cohorts will not
> rig
> > 2011 election, then you are even more stupid than an
> average
> > Nigerian. Your own stupidity is extra-terrestrial. If
> you
> > believed that the electoral reform would lead
> anywhere, I
> > despise your sense of reasoning.
> > If anyone believes that Nigeria will wobble and fumble
> (a
> > la Fanny Amun!) into greatness, then I leave you alone
> to
> > perish as a nonentity who only came to this world to
> look at
> > Eko Bridge. (Or London bridge)
> >
> > The Igbos and the Ijaws are probably the ones that
> have
> > been most rebellious, the least religious and hence
> the
> > least stupid. Maybe that is where the hopes of Nigeria
> lie.
> > They would never accept that something is the will of
> God
> > simply because somebody said so. They are difficult
> to
> > subjugate and that is one of the reasons there was a
> civil
> > war in the first place.
> > Ojukwu remains a true hero. Why would some group of murderers
> > continue to kill your people over some
> flimsy
> > excuses? If I was an Igbo, I would be a low-life not
> to
> > fight under those circumstances. He fought for what
> he
> > believed in and the Igbo people followed him because
> they
> > are not stupid like my people, the Yorubas. Although
> they
> > lost the war and millions of lives were lost, but I
> know
> > that they live to fight another day as long as some
> people
> > continue to deter the progress of others.
> >
> >
> > The Ijaws have taken over the struggle and though
> there
> > have been some criminality in the struggle, that is
> not
> > unexpected, but by and large they have shown that
> people's
> > destiny is in their own hands and God's will has
> nothing
> > to do with it.
> >
> >
> > Yar'Adua and the looters of the treasury, both at the federal and
> > state level, have started to panic as
> MEND
> > cripples the oil industry. MEND, a ragtag bunch of
> militias
> > have exposed the weakness of the Nigerian government.
> They
> > quickly and with lightening speed offered them
> amnesty. They
> > knew if there is no more oil, there wouldn't be any Nigeria. They
> > planned to kill twenty million Ijaws to satisfy the lust and
> > cravings of those vampires in
> Abuja.
> >
> >
> > Nigeria cannot continue to be the butt of jokes in
> the
> > world. We cannot continue to believe that everything
> is the
> > will of God. It is not God's will to lack the basic
> things
> > of life, and certainly not his will that our children
> should
> > still be dying from malaria because there are no good hospitals.
> > Untimely death from accident on death
> traps
> > called road is not the will of God. All these things
> are the
> > creations of the rogues amongst us and we have aided
> and
> > abetted their actions because we have kept silent and didn't act.
> > Our lack of action is construed as acceptability; we are therefore
> > very stupid
> collectively.
> >
> > Is "Christian" religion killing Nigeria? You be the
> judge.
> >
> > Rotimi Ogunsuyi (Igogo-Ekiti)
> > Chicago, IL
> >
> >
> >

Comments

  1. As i grow older, i pay less attention to what men say, I just watch what they do.(Andrew Carnegie)

    Interesting piece by Rotimi Ogunsiyi. His arguements attempts to be convincing but failed to do so. He, like many escape from Igogo-Ekiti and shuffles around illinois in Gucci shoes, writes articles and condems others whilst actually doing nothing himself. He dances around all the problems which we are already aware of but profers no solution. If he does not like the way Nigeria is, then he should go there and change it!..show us how stupid we have been and how clever he is. The world is a dangerous place not becase of those who do evil but those who look on, critisize and actually do nothing.
    As the saying goes..we are all inclined to judge ourselves by our ideals; others, by their acts.

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  2. Interesting comment Hakeem...Me still thinks Nigeria will begin to move forward if we start finding ways to kill the wild fire on the mountain rather than screaming fire on the mountain!!! UP FASHOLA!!

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  3. Why do you blame Christ for the troubles of Nigeria and look to Christian leaders to fix it, when there are still souls to be saved and preached to?

    I'll say to you exactly what the Lord said to Martha, Luke 10 vs 41-42: "Martha, Martha, the Lord answered, you are worried and upset about many things, but only one thing is needed. Mary has chosen what IS BETTER and it WILL NOT be taken away from her."

    "So the Twelve gathered all the disciples together and said, It WOULD NOT BE RIGHT for us to neglect the ministry of the word of God IN ORDER TO WAIT ON TABLES"!! (the hyphens are mine)..it goes on "and will give OUR ATTENTION to prayer and the ministry of the word." Acts 6 vs 2-4. I do not wish or want my general overseers, pastors serving tables..I want them to pay attention to prayer and ministering God's words and in my opinion what u ask is for them to leave the meat of the work to focus on the bones, to focus on what perishes rather than what is eternal..there is already enough diversion in the world today distracting people from their true calling, we don't need one more.

    There r 3 young men in Southern California that raised an awareness for d "invisible children" in Africa think they r now 600K man strong: http://www.invisiblechildren.com/about/history/

    there are young people even within Nigeria doing their bits for the needy like TY Bello: http://www.tybello.com/Ekundayo/Ekundayo.php?ekun=BehindVideo

    You did not share with us what it is that you have done, but you'd rather tell us how bad things are, you'd rather point fingers than profer valuable solutions...they say those who can't do - teach..don't let us believe that about you, next time send us a solution - invite us to be a part of a cause that you have started to raise awareness rather than blogging about how stupid you think we your country men are...the tone of ur email says something about who u r and where u r and does not qualify u to be taken seriously as someone who is ready and equipped to make a difference..the same difference that u r so eager to point out that others are not making.

    The same immaturity you blatantly call Nigeria out on cannot be eradicated by the immature but the mature...those who know where they've been and where they are going and have a map on how to get there.

    We are all upset with the state of Nigeria, but rambling on about it throwing insults everywhere will not solve the problem.

    I'll leave with this: intellectual discussions can be had without the crass, and on an intellectual note: how did communism fare in China, Russia and the rest of Eastern Europe when all faith based teachings were disallowed, why was it not enough to eradicate poverty? why did it leave them much more improvished than they began?

    "O Timothy! Guard what was committed to your trust, avoiding the profane and idle babblings and contradictions of what is FALSELY called KNOWLEDGE- by professing it some have strayed concerning the faith" 1 Timothy 6 vs 20-21

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